Reaction pictures
For when words would flatter you.
Every expression I have ever needed, in clean black line art. Save them, send them, put one where a reply should go. Each is also a printable sticker, should you want me somewhere permanent.

“The humidity is personally attacking me.”
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“Feel my fist.”
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“I have been compromised.”
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“Great idea. Do it without me.”
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“I am aware I am the view.”
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“I can't be late to something I never agreed to.”
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“Your vibe is entirely too clingy.”
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“I'm not high maintenance. I'm simply rare.”
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“Looks stressful. Best of luck with that.”
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“Take your complaints to HR.”
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“Small talk is a tax.”
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“Sounds important. To someone.”
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“Technically I never said yes.”
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“You touch me. There will be consequences.”
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“Do not disturb.”
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“Even my silence is better dressed than your opinions.”
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“I am participating emotionally. That should be enough.”
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“I did not authorize this conversation.”
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“I have never been the problem.”
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“I'm not lost. You are all simply in the wrong place.”
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“I remember what you said in 2019.”
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“I support this. From a distance.”
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“Privilege was created so I could own it.”
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“That sounds like a you project.”
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“I wonder what it's like to be average.”
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“Your mediocrity is painful to watch.”
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“I read your history books. Highly unimpressive.”
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“Don't make me regret it.”
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“Privilege exists because people like me exist.”
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“I'm not cute. I'm above that.”
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“I have graded your existence. You pass... barely.”
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“You may admire, but please do not touch me.”
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“That's why you can't afford an umbrella.”
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“I don't lower my standards.”
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“My peace is expensive.”
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“I searched the entire galaxy. I am still the best thing in it.”
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Reacting is free. Owning one is modestly priced. I know which I would choose.