Free coloring pages
A taste. You haven’t earned the rest.
5 printable coloring pages of me, free of charge — clean black line art, 300dpi PDF, US Letter and A4. Enter your email and I’ll send the download link, along with one patronizing email a week. That is the entire arrangement.
The Royal Bath
“Self-care isn't optional when you carry this much greatness.”
The Treasury
“My peace is expensive. You cannot afford to disturb it.”
The Balcony Wave
“I see you trying your best down there. Adorable.”
The Grand Gates
“You made it past security. Don't make me regret it.”
The Throne of Pillows
“Your best was... adequate, I suppose.”
These five are the whole of my charity. The complete coloring book is twenty-one pages of a palace you were never invited to. It costs money. Quality does.
Not here to colour? My free daily planner is two undated sheets, hourly, printable. My charity has more than one shape, it turns out.